Love the swinging lifestyle? Want to take it to the next level? Wondering how it could be even better? Imagine having the ultimate swinger playroom in your own place! You can become the envy of your local swinger friends and the hero by hosting the best parties. So what is it going to take to make the ultimate swinger playroom?
Let’s be smart enough & realize there is plenty of room for personal preferences. Not everyone wants the same thing, and that is ok. We will cover the top suggestions for taking your swinger space to the next level, and you can figure out what works best for your own preferred swinging style.
Plenty of Space – Make sure you have a big enough space. Yes, swingers like to touch each other, but we also don’t want to feel claustrophobic. Many swingers prefer to using separate beds, so they don’t interrupt each other. We are about to mention some toys & furniture that need plenty of space so pick the right spot.
Bathroom – There are plenty of sexy things you can do in an oversized shower or bathtub, not to mention it is super helpful to have a nice bathroom right next to the play area for clean-up time. For the shower, make sure there are extra nozzles (including a handheld nozzle), so everyone can enjoy warm water & not be chilly. Glass shower walls enable others to watch the sexy fun, or you can just make it big enough for multiple couples. Don’t forget to install plenty of secured handgrips and a bench. A soap dish isn’t reliable for support and will just get ripped from the shower wall. As for the tub, think about some water jets or being big enough to fit multiple people. Also, consider adding a bidet even though they are not very common in the USA. They are super helpful for cleaning up down below. Upgrade to a heated bathroom floor because cold feet aren’t sexy.
Chill Out – If you make a sexy & hot space, remember you also want to chill it. Dripping sweat all over each other is probably not the most appealing to many people. Please make sure you have plenty of air condition vents and/or a ceiling fan to keep everyone comfortable while doing their horizontal mambo dance. Even in the winter, a group of swingers can really heat up a room. If your builder asks any questions, just tell them your friends like to dance, or you plan it to be a home gym.
Wet Bar – Being able to make a few drinks or easily pour out the leftover drinks after your swinger house party is super helpful. Make sure your wet bar has enough room for a mini-fridge so you can easily offer your guests a chilled drink.
Sound System – Nice speakers attached to a hands-free virtual assistant from Amazon or Google are a true lifesaver. You no longer need to worry about finding the right folder on your phone. You can just shout “Hey Alexa/Google, play my swinger playlist” and quickly get back to the sexy fun.
TV Screens – This can be a controversial suggestion. Some people feel TVs are a distraction and other people find TVs playing porn to be extremely hot. You decide.
Mirrors – Why bother with a TV if you have a full-length wall mirror or a ceiling mirror so you can watch yourself in your own real-life porno? Just remember to keep it fully secured & protected from people accidentally falling into it. We’ve seen drunk people lose their balance and smash into walls, be smart and take the right precautions for your space.
Mood Lights – Have some custom LED lights installed around the room. They can change to any color you want, be as bright or subdued as you want, so the mood is just right for your sexy fun. You can set a fabulously sexy mood with under-the-bed LED lights and other creative lighting. If you want to save some money, you can swap out your regular light bulbs with colored light bulbs.
Stripper Pole – Plenty of swingers love to show off their impressive moves on a swinger pole. Just make sure to place it away from other things, so there is plenty of open space for their sexy moves. Also, have it professionally anchored into the floor and ceiling. Those sexy dancers look amazing, but they are putting a heavy strain on that stripper pole so have it installed correctly.
Sex swing – These can be fun but need to be properly installed into a load-bearing beam. When they are not in use, you can put the swing in a closet and cover its ceiling mount with a fake smoke detector.
Bed(s) – Some people prefer one big king-sized bed, and other people prefer separate beds. Other options are to get a pull-out couch or a hidden murphy bed built into the wall. This way, you can add an extra bed when it is needed. Once you figure out the bed, pick the right bed frame for your situation. First, we prefer a padded bed frame, so it doesn’t damage the wall with all the pounding. Second, we also want a frame with plenty of underneath storage to have plenty of spare bed sheets & towels within reach. Third, we want a bed frame with easy attachment points for when we want some BDSM action and are looking to handcuff someone or tie them down. If you want a unique bed, you can go with a circular bed and have it mounted on a motorized platform so it will slowly spin. Honestly, it looks much more impressive than it actually feels, and it is hard to perform your sexiest while the bed is moving – trust us. If you really want a motorized bed, go with a motorized bed that can adjust its height.
Wood or Tile Floors – There will be lots of funky stuff happening in this room, and you don’t want any of it trapped in carpeting. There will be sexy cocktails, and wine spilled, not to mention body fluids. You want a floor that can be easily cleaned & sanitized. Remember, cold feet aren’t sexy, so upgrade to a heated floor.
Sex Furniture – There are too many options to name them all, but we will try. Yoga couches are those cool-looking, super curvy padded benches that let you comfortably enjoy many special sex positions. Sybian saddle or motor bunny are loud and powerful sex machines that you can sit on and go for the ride of your life. St. Andrews x- shaped cross or a padded spanking bench can be fun for BDSM friendly swingers. A professional massage table is nice for BDSM aftercare or for swingers that enjoy being pampered. If you have an unlimited budget check out Liberator sex furniture, or you can save money by re-purposing Ikea furniture. Whatever furniture you pick, make sure it can be easily cleaned. Avoid fabrics that can absorb spilled wine or body fluids and go with easier to sanitize options, especially if you are going to have many bare bums touching it.
Wall Storage – There are plenty of little things you will want within easy reach, so make sure to plan plenty of wall storage. This gives you plenty of places to put your bowls of condoms, lubes, sex toys, places to put down a drink without it being knocked over.
Power Outlets – Ensure there are plenty of outlets everywhere because you don’t want to trip over one while you are naked. The TV, music speakers, phone chargers, sex toys, cameras, and everything else will need an outlet, so make sure to have plenty all over the room. Including an outlet for the Roomba robot floor cleaner that will never speak of the crazy orgies, it has witnessed in your sex room.
Fire Safety – While we are talking about building the ultimate swinger room, let’s keep it safe. It is too easy to be distracted in the middle of a sexy orgy and not realize the candles just tipped over & lit the curtains on fire. Make sure everything in the room is fire retardant and avoid open flames. Use fake electric candles & faux electric fireplace to reduce the chances of a fire. The swinging action should be on fire, not your house.
Sexy Ceilings – We already mentioned you could install a ceiling mirror to watch yourself perform in your own porno. You can also do a sexy surprise like buying glow-in-dark naughty stickers and putting them on the ceiling. Your swinger friends won’t notice until you dim the lights and they see the naughty shapes & words glowing on the ceiling above them. Or you can recreate the stars & moon on your ceiling, so it is like having sex under the stars.
Bordello Wallpaper – There are some truly amazing wallpaper choices to inspire your most erotic & sensual thoughts. You can pick a wicked red velvet design or a dark grey skull motif or luxurious gold leaf wallpaper, or even drawings of nude models. You can make the room feel like your own private bordello with a premium wall treatment.
Private Windows – If you will have any windows in this sexy room, make sure you have selected a window treatment that ensures privacy. You don’t want a nosy neighbor or repairman to see something they shouldn’t see. Don’t take any chances here.
Check out this article for helpful tips about hosting a swinger house party, and don’t forget to invite us once you have built your perfect swinger playroom 🙂