Your Typical Swinger Cruise Experience

Each swinger cruise is a unique and amazing experience. They each have their own flow and vibe. Obviously, a four-day cruise on a luxury yacht will be very different from a week-long cruise on a mega cruise ship. Please pay attention to the ship that has been chartered to ensure it has everything you want on vacation before booking.

Here is a typical swinger cruise experience; remember, they are all unique.

Day Before Departure

The day before the swinger cruise, you fly down to the city where it’s departing because you don’t want to risk missing the boat due to a delayed flight or weather problems. Arriving a day early is widespread, so there is usually a designated hotel where everyone stays, and the cruise organizers often arrange a meet & greet party so you can start socializing before you even get on the boat. You will see some veteran cruisers talking with friends from previous cruises. There will be plenty of nervous energy as most people won’t know too many people and everyone has just arrived. Be brave and introduce yourself to as many people as you can. You are all looking forward to a sexy & friendly vacation, so start acting friendly towards others, and you’ll be rewarded with new connections for fun times onboard.

First Cruise Ship Day aka Embarkation Day

You wake up in your hotel room after partying last night. It’s a bit annoying having to pack up and check out of the hotel, but there’s an exciting buzz in the air as your cruise ship awaits you. You’ll be assigned an embarkation time window. This is earlier than the official ship departure time; don’t be late for your embarkation time.

The ship has some serious security that everyone needs to go through. The security is for your safety and also to ensure no one is sneaking on alcohol or drugs. Cruise lines make money selling alcohol, and they also don’t want guests over-serving themselves, so they have strict policies about it. There are also strict policies about clothes irons (due to fire hazard) and other items. You can search Google for more information about cruise ship policies & how different passengers prefer to handle the security process.

When you board the ship, your bags are screened separately and will be delivered to your cabin later that day. Make sure you pack a swimsuit, sunscreen, change of clothes, your swinger playbag, jacket, and hat in your carry-on luggage. While doing that, also throw in some snacks because there is plenty of waiting around in long lines as they try to screen 2000 people all trying to get on the same ship at the same time. Once onboard, after dealing with the long security lines, travelers tend to be hungry so that the buffet can be extra crazy. Grab the swimsuit (remember the cruise nudity rules – not while in port) out of your carry-on and head on deck to start relaxing.

After hanging out poolside, head to your cabin where your bags will have been delivered, & unpack the bags. You can then have your bags stored below-deck to free up space in your cabin. Then start to get ready for dinner. Head off to one of the fancy restaurants for a nice meal & then you head back to your room. You want to change into your costumes for that night’s Pirate & Wench party theme at the disco. After the disco, maybe check out one of the playrooms as the ship is now sailing in open waters.

Second Cruise Ship Day

Maybe the second day, the ship is sailing across open water all day—a great opportunity for some nude sunbathing. After a while, you feel hungry, so you both head down to check out the buffet for lunch. After lunch, you attend a seminar about beginner tips for BDSM or a sensual workshop teaching couples’ massages. You have a good time at the seminar and pop into your cabin for some private quality time with your partner.

Then you get ready for dinner, maybe plan to catch a performance after dinner, and head to the disco again. All through the day, you keep meeting new & fun people. It can be a little hard growing some of these friendly connections as the ship is so big you might not accidentally bump into the same people twice. Thankfully, many people have brought swinger business cards with their first names, online screen name(s) pre-printed, and their cabin number is handwritten on the back so you can call up your favorite friends to see if they want to meet up at the cocktail bar. After a few cocktails together, you all decide to check out one of the playrooms – maybe the one that is outside under the stars for some moonlight escapades.

Third Cruise Ship Day

The ship pulls into the first port of call. You signed up for an excursion to have a day pass to the swinger resort. The cruise ship has buses waiting for you at the dock. You get off the ship, hop on the bus, and check out the swinger resort. You have a great time with some new friends from the other side of the country and decide to have dinner later that night together. After a fun time on the sand and playing in the waves, you buy some souvenirs and head back to the bus, which drops you off at the ship.

You head back to your cabins and have some naughty fun before getting ready for dinner with your sexy new friends. Tonight’s party theme is sexy formal wear, and you all look amazing. This time you head to the steakhouse for dinner and enjoy a few bottles of wine as you compare and contrast the lifestyle in your local area with how it is on the other side of the country and chat about your preferences in swinger dating profiles. After dinner, you stroll to the dueling pianos cocktail bar with your new friends. Flirt some more till you all decide it’s time to head to a playroom for some naughty fun. Finally, you head to bed.

Fourth Cruise Ship Day

You wake up late and order in some room service. You decide to do some shopping in the morning and then check out the meet & greet social scheduled in the afternoon. This meet & greet is arranged with a fun swinger icebreaker game. It’s super fun, and you make many new friends. You really click with one couple, and the fireworks are flying, so the four of you decide to head to the outdoor play area on the top deck for some naughty fun. Things are getting hot & heavy while you have an amazing ocean view and a salty breeze blowing over you. It’s surreal playing on a soft mattress in the middle of the day with such a beautiful view.

After playing, you decide to go wash up and meet up for dinner at the sushi restaurant. You also ask your friends from yesterday if they want to join the group. You all show up dressed in neon outfits, which is the theme for that night. Dinner is another fun time with plenty of laughs and flirty comments. The six of you consider watching the stage show but decide to go dancing instead because your sexy neon swinger outfits look too good not to show off. Everyone is taking turns dancing with each other’s partner, and things are definitely heating up. After a good time at the disco, the six of you decide to head to a play area for some group fun that lasts late into the night.

Fifth Cruise Ship Day

You are feeling tired from staying up so late last night, but the ship has pulled into your second port, and you already booked seats on the clothing-optional catamaran ride, so you grab a coffee and head to the bus that is transporting you to your boat ride. It is a crazy ride with everyone naked and the drinks flowing as you sail across the waves.

You eventually get back onboard the ship and consider trying out the ice-skating rink but decide to rest up poolside before getting dressed for the naughty nautical party theme and grabbing a late dinner with your four new friends from the previous day. One of the couples introduces you to a new couple they met while you went on your catamaran excursion. The new couple is nice, but the flirting is not a good match, so the eight of you split off into two groups. Your friends from the other side of the country join you to catch the comedy act and some chocolate martinis. Afterward, you all go for a stroll as the ship is cruising back in open water. You start kissing each other and head to the closest playroom where you have more fun with your friends.

Sixth Cruise Ship Day

It’s your last day on the open water, so you wake up, grab a late breakfast and use this last chance for some nude sunbathing poolside. It’s been a great vacation, and you still have one last day to enjoy. Everyone on board knows it’s the last day for fun, so the excitement level is extra high. The pool party is crazy as all the new sexy friends take full advantage of the open-air daytime play area next to the pool area. The play area is extra busy, but the cleaning crew is on top of the situation, quickly changing sheets as soon as a bed is free. You grab a late lunch, then head back to your cabin for a quick nap to have enough energy for your late-night adventures.

You decide to arrange a private dinner with just your partner to enjoy this special moment together. Afterward, you head back to your cabin to get ready to party. Tonight’s party theme is lingerie & pajamas night. The sexiest outfits of the entire week are showing up all over the place. Everyone knows this is the last night, and they want to make the most of this special moment. You have your sexy fun with friends, and they head back to their cabin, leaving you relaxing on an outdoor bed with the moonlight shining down as you and your partner cuddle together as you cruise through the sea.

Final Day aka Disembarkation Day

The ship pulls back into its home port, and you pack up your bags and have them delivered dockside as you wait to settle your bill for any onboard purchases and then wait for your round to exit the ship.

It’s been a memorable trip unlike anything else you’ve ever experienced. Once off the ship, you head to the airport to fly home as you can’t stop smirking at each other, remembering the liberating freedom you enjoyed on the sea while you are transitioning back into the vanilla world.

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