Looking forward to an upcoming cruise? Is this a normal cruise ship and you are wondering how to turn it into your own swinging cruise? Honestly, you should have booked a real swinger cruise because it is not going to be easy to turn this vanilla family friendly cruise into a sexcation. Don’t worry we are here to help you!
First, let’s be honest about the situation. Only about 5% of the population are swingers, so can estimate only 5% of your cruise passengers are swingers. That doesn’t mean that 5% is looking to swing on this cruise. They are likely surrounded by their family & friends and don’t want them to discover their discreet swinging secret. So that 5% is probably closer to 2%. That 2% includes people who might not be sexually appealing to you. So we are talking more about just 1% are possible swinging partners. The odds are stacked against you. The good news is that we know how to flip those odds in your favor.
YAY UNICORNS!
Family friendly cruise ships are often filled with groups of single women. This is a golden opportunity to play with a unicorn! Being friendly at the pool during the day and flirting on the dance floor at night can help you find a single that would be open to a sexy threesome with you. When approaching a single person, you might have better results if you omit that you are married. Don’t ask us why, but many swingers tell us that singles are more open to couples that are dating instead of married couples.
ADVERTISING
If you really want to find that needle and connect with a swinging couple, you can start by posting your travel plans on the swinger sites. The swinging community sites like SLS and Kasidie let you post your travel dates on a shared community calendar to help you connect with other swingers. Another good option is to use the mobile apps Tinder & Feeld. These apps can help you find and communicate with the singles & couples who are discreetly open to a sexy fun time.
If technology fails, you can still do some old school advertising. You can wear things that will be noticed by swingers & ignored by vanilla people. Some swingers wear black rings on vacation but not too many are following this trend. You will probably having better results if you get a custom t-shirt to wear to the pool. That shirt can say something like “Its fun playing with unicorns” over a picture of a bed or a similar lifestyle reference that vanilla people just won’t understand. If swinger sees that t-shirt, they will know the true message you are advertising.
CONVERTING VANILLA COUPLES
If you find an attractive vanilla couple, you should think twice before approaching them. Most vanilla couples are not interested in swinging. It can be awkward when you keep bumping into them after being rejected. Wait, you don’t think you are going to bump into them on a big ship? Think again. People usually follow the same routines, like going to breakfast around the same time each day, seating in their preferred pool spot or going back to their favorite bar each day. Even if you change your routine, you are likely to still bump into them at some point, so proceed cautiously.
Even if that vanilla couples is interested, they are likely not emotionally prepared enough and it can turn into huge drama. Who wants messy drama on vacation? If you are going to do this, wait till the end of the trip so you aren’t trapped on the boat with them and play in their room so you can leave at any time. Also add some fun ice breaker games to your swinger bag packing list to help ease them into the sexy play.
TIMING IS KEY
You should also pay attention to the timing on the boat so you know when is the best time for sexy time. That time is not always late at night. Many parents of young children will put their kids into daycare. These parents are more open to sexy time in the afternoon while the kids are still in daycare. At night they are surrounded by their kids & family again so they can’t play. The more family friendly the cruise ship the more likely you are going to notice couples heading to their cabins for sexy fun before they need to pick the kids up from daycare.
If you really want to have swinging fun on a cruise ship, you should book a real swinging cruise. Yes, they cost a good bit of money but they are also worth so much more. Instead of trying to chase after a needle in a haystack, you can be on cruise ship with over 3,000 swingers!!! You won’t have to worry about watching your language or not drinking too much. These adult only cruises are awesome. They often have super sexy play areas that might even allow you to have a hot orgy under the stars. Stop booking those vanilla cruises and check out the swinging cruises! You’ll thank us 🙂