Some people worry about what to bring and end up going crazy, so relax. Less is more. The #1 thing to bring is a sexy & happy attitude. Everything else is just a bonus. In case you arrive early, and your room isn’t available, make sure to pack your pool supplies in your carry-on (preferably a small beach bag). This way, you can hang out at the pool while your room is prepared.
Here are the outfits you will probably want for each day:
- Breakfast outfit (top & bottom required)
- Morning pool outfit (can be naked)
- Lunch outfit (top & bottom or cover-up required)
- Afternoon pool outfit (more nudity in the afternoon)
- Dinner outfit (think sensual elegant)
- Theme/nightclub outfit (costumes & hot lingerie)
For a clothing optional resort, it is a bunch of clothes each day.
Here are suggestions for your packing.
- Swimsuit/Cover-up (more to wear for lunch)
- Bring options including tiny, ultra-sexy options
- One-piece swimsuits are uncommon but totally fine
- Most ladies only wear bikini bottoms
- Many guests are naked by the end of vacation
- Bun huggers help cover thong at breakfast & lunch
- Sandals/Flip flops (fine for dinner & nightclub)
- Skip gym clothes
- Lightweight wrap (it can be cool at night)
- Lingerie (when in doubt fewer clothes & more lingerie)
- Dinner outfits (you can repeat, it’s only on for a short time)
- Theme Costumes
- Nice shoes
- Travel clothes hangers (never enough hangers)
- Hanging shoe organizer (also can hold beauty supplies)
- Sunglasses & sunhat
- Extra sunscreen/chapstick/aloe
- Bug spray/tea tree oil wipes (no seem um bugs/sandflies)
- Personal toiletries (it can be humid, plan accordingly)
- Small makeup kit (less is more, it’s a casual vibe)
- Nail polish stuff (to retouch any chips)
- Skip hairdryer (they have & people are more casual)
- Medicine Bag – Antihistamine, Band-aids, Antibiotic Ointment, Ibuprofen, Anti-diarrheal, Tweezers, Pepto, Benadryl, Monistat, Sore-throat lozenges, Abreva, ED pills
- Baby Wipes (stay clean & wipe off suntan lotion)
- Pouch wristband or lanyard to hold room key & tips
- Insulated Mugs (we prefer 52oz Bubba mugs with lids)
- Plastic bags for repacking damp & dirty clothes
- Chargers (US electric plugs work just fine in Mexico)
- Passports & pen for filling out immigration form (you can fill out forms online before you leave)
- Gum/mints/condoms/lube (good breath = good times)
- Massage oil/lotion & candle for your room
- Sex toys (remove the batteries for airport x-ray)
- A large number of low denomination bills for tipping (lobby can break large bills)
- Redbull/Gatorade (pick up on the way from the airport)
- Electrical power cord for extra plugs
- Sewing kit & crazy glue (last-minute costume repair)
- Exfoliating cloth & microderm brush
- Less jewelry (guests prefer friendly smiles over bling)
- Laptops & tablets are allowed, but it’s more fun socializing
- Wrinkle release spray to avoid ironing
- Eye mask & cold gel compress
- Beaded name necklace
- Fashion tape
Naughty Travel Guide to Desire Resorts
- Welcome to Desire Resorts!
- Best Time to Visit Desire
- Choosing Your Room
- What to Wear
- Dining Options
- Desire Discounts & Savings
- Less Thinking, More Drinking
- Entertainment Options
- Sexy Fantasies Made Real
- Swinging at Desire
- Beware Timeshare Tangle
- Drawbacks of Desire
- Other Sexy Vacations
- Weird but Helpful Tips
- Packing List for Desire
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