Swinger hotel takeovers are amazing opportunities for magical swinging moments. Imagine having entire floors of a hotel, or maybe even the whole hotel, reserved for swinging fun. Where the vanilla rules don’t apply, and you can be as sexy as you like. Ohhh, these swinger takeovers are as exciting as you think.
These swinger events also tend to cost a princely sum. Unsurprisingly, it is not cheap to rent out hotels. There are also extra costs like security and party supplies that make these takeovers expensive. If you are dropping that much money, you want to ensure you will have a fabulous time.
We’ve compiled this packing list to help you maximize your naughty fun!
Friendly Reminder
Please remember that not all hotel takeovers are the same. This advice is targeted at the more common types of takeovers, which tend to be in average hotels & not fancy ones. Be smart, and remember to customize these tips to best suit your situation.
Clothes for Swinger Takeovers
Most swinger hotel takeovers will let you be naked in many spaces, but you will still need clothes for those other areas. The funny truth is that many people attending these clothing-optional events tend to go through a crazy amount of sexy clothes. Where else can you show off that bejeweled g-string or those sexy leather chaps that show off your nice behind?
Go ahead and bring all your naughty outfits. Seriously. You rarely get a chance to wear those sexy swinger outfits, so make the most of it. Ok, you don’t have to pack every naughty outfit but pack plenty of options so you can wear whatever you like, whenever you like. Do what will make you feel your best.
To keep things organized, you can put each swimsuit or lingerie outfit in its own ziplock plastic bag. If the TSA inspects your luggage, this will ensure your stuff stays clean. This is also super helpful for keeping the accessories organized for each of your party costumes.
Check out the nightly (& sometimes also afternoon) party themes. Hotel takeovers tend to have multiple different party themes. To boost your chances of naughty fun, embrace the themes and dress up for them in swinger customers. You can raid your closets & repurpose outfits or order new ones but dress to the theme.
BE EXTRA! Don’t settle for simple costumes. Add interactive props to your packing list. Props are a great way to attract attention and lead to sexy play plus, they are great fun. If you are dressing up for a space party theme, bring along a bubble gun to act as your ray gun. If it is a safari party, bring along some leather whips. Be creative and consider what you can add to your costume to attract attention. Props are a great way to help shy swingers make new friends fast.
Entertaining Packing List
Takeovers are better with giveaways! If you are shy and unsure how to start conversations, bring things to share with others. Order a bulk pack of sexy temporary tattoos that you can share poolside. It is a great icebreaker and an excuse for people to touch each other as you put them on. You can also pack some homemade flavored vodka or moonshine to share with people.
Speaking of booze, go ahead and back an entire bar setup for your hotel room. It is nice to be able to have a drink while getting ready. It is even nicer to bring back a fun couple for a nightcap in your room or to host a group of people in your room. Pack plenty of booze & also non-alcoholic drinks. You don’t want anyone cramping up during a hot play session, so bring some sports drinks or water to keep everyone in good condition.
Pack some food for your room to keep everyone in top condition. Individually wrapped snack packs & candies are super handy in case anyone feels a little hungry. Remember to be creative. You can also grab donuts or pizza or whatever from a local shop.
If you want to be a good party host, bring your favorite sex toys to share with others. Bonus points if you have really special toys like a sex machine or those fancy estim toys.
Decorating Things Up
Swingers do like sharing their beds, so remember to pack plenty of stuff to transform your hotel room. We want to make that room a sexy oasis. We can swap out the lamp bulb with a red bulb. We can repurpose Christmas string lights or order battery-powered fairy light strings from Amazon. A Bluetooth speaker with a dedicated tablet loaded with music playlists to act as the DJ station so the music can keep jamming no matter whose phone leaves the room.
When decorating your hotel room, be careful not to cause any damage. Don’t pin things to the wall or tape them. That tape can rip the paint off. If you really do want to tape something, use painter’s tape designed not to peel off paint.
To feel your best, make sure also to pack a sleep kit. If you want to have maximum fun each day & night, you will need to get some good sleep sometime—pack ear plugs & eye mask to help you take power naps. You might even want to bring noise-canceling headphones to ensure you can sleep well even with the party or lifestyle play noises nearby. The party can go late into the night. If you are a sensitive sleeper, consider bringing your favorite pillow to help you get the best rest.
Don’t be afraid of packing heavy. You are going on a kid-free trip. Go a little crazy and spoil yourself! Do what you want. These packing suggestions are simply suggestions. You can have a great time without them, so don’t stress out. Pick & choose what will make your takeover a magical moment.